issue 36 · 2026-08-13 · for people who make house

Serum 2 sci-fi horns and an Ableton rave template

Tonight's stash opens with a Serum 2 patch walkthrough that turns a talking sub sample into a knobbly sci-fi horn — the diffuser filter trick alone is worth dragging in a random vocal chop. There's also a dead-simple harmony lesson for anyone tired of major keys sounding like a toothpaste ad, and a free EQ plugin that handles auto-gain more honestly than most paid tools.

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▶ A sci-fi techno horn from a talking sub in Serum 2

This walkthrough loads a vocal sample into the wavetable oscillator, then runs it through an acid ladder filter, a diffuser, and OTT-style multiband compression to get a tight, modern stab. A utility modulated by an LFO creates a scatter staccato effect you can control with the mod wheel — and the preset is free.

◢ learn

▶ Build a 90s progressive house track in Ableton with stock devices

Demi Riquísimo works entirely inside Ableton's built-in plugins to program drums, design an organ sound, and nail the classic rave chord. The session is long but the template means you can pull apart the routing decisions yourself without guessing.

gold at 05:34, 32:02, 39:14 — Drums section begins - teaches drum programming and processing with stock Ableton plugins · watch →

Why starting a major-key progression on the tonic can kill the mood

A quick harmony lesson that shows how delaying the tonic chord (and leaning on a 2-6-5 instead) makes a major key feel deeper. Adding 7ths, inversions, and a passing G6 voicing pushes it further from cheesy toward something you'd actually use in a house track.

1 min read · read →

◢ the word

▶ EQ Pro by Jeesonic packs per-band dynamic control into a free plugin

The standout feature is deterministic auto-gain — it compensates for level changes caused by your EQ moves in real time, so A/B comparisons aren't fooled by a loudness bump. You also get mid/side per band, external sidechain per band, and true band-stop notching that matches the drawn curve exactly.

🎵 track of the day

Bastian Bux — Only U

The vocal chop that ducks under the kick during the breakdown, then re-emerges with a swung shaker pattern. · Today's owner pick, sitting in the same late-night pocket the 90s progressive template above aims for.

♫ In Rotation
 
Reboot, Shokë — House Call
— LarryLuxe's pick
📊 The Charts
 
Undeniable: Bonafique, Yuvèe — Profill (Original Mix)
"Profill (Original Mix)" by Bonafique, Yuvèe (Crosstown Rebels) has held the Melodic House & Techno chart for 16 days, much of it up front, still in the upper-mid — one of the week's most inescapable records.
Producers: 16 days on the chart — the release behind it is worth pulling apart.
DJs: Still locked in the upper-mid after 16 days on the chart — a tested selection.
Fastest riser: Pat Bedeau, Imaani, Sean McCabe — Fool For You (Sean McCabe Remixes) (Sean McCabe Extended Remix)
"Fool For You (Sean McCabe Remixes) (Sean McCabe Extended Remix)" by Pat Bedeau, Imaani, Sean McCabe (Bedfunk) — a ~80-spot leap in 7 days on the Soulful House chart, into the front of the chart.
Producers: A ~80-spot leap inside a week — read the release behind it, and Bedfunk's current slate.
DJs: Riding a week-long surge into the front of the chart — catch it on the way up.
Fastest riser: Tuccillo — Feel The Groove
"Feel The Groove" by Tuccillo (House of Tucci) — a ~70-spot leap in 7 days on the Deep House chart, into the upper-mid.
Producers: A ~70-spot leap in a week — the release behind it and House of Tucci's current slate are worth a look.
DJs: Now in the upper-mid and still moving.
From the archive: Ableton Live can make music videos now and it's all thanks to Videosync — “Ableton Live users who are also recording artists, I have a question…”

🔮 Producer Horoscope (for fun) — Your hi-hats will shift 3 ms late overnight. Blame the interface update, not your timing.

Go make the kick knock and the chord hurt a little.

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covered in this issue: serum 2